Video Title: (Kenny Goldsmith Cooking Up More Lies At The Wheatsheaf Public House Chelmsford) Video Duration: 0:13 From: ChelmsfordStuff Category: Comedy kenny extreme left dishes it up during a self-promotion event at the wheatsheaf, chelmsford, conning innocent staff by pretending he was a celebrity chef. he even offered to 'teach'' their real chef how to cook a little something, that he probably learned in a prison kitchen, where he was serving time. ready steady crook the sun by andrew parker published: 17 jun 2009 a fake celebrity chef who conned his way on to television by claiming to have worked with the industry's biggest names was facing jail. he was later given three and a half years, reduced from five years so long as he works in the prison kitchen again crafty kenny goldsmith appeared on uktv food after boasting of having cooked alongside the likes of gordon ramsay, jamie oliver and ken hom. viewers watched him proudly preparing what he dubbed his "simple but tasty" meal of beef brochettes served with mustard garlic cream. but what they didn't know was that he had honed his supposed skills not in front of a camera but behind bars working in a prison kitchen. contrary to his impressive claims, the ex-con had never worked with ramsay and hom or earned a string of awards for his culinary prowess. and he most certainly hadn't helped to train oliver less still once flushed the naked chef star's head down the toilet as a "prank". both oliver and ramsay were asked to give statements to police when goldsmith's lies were laid bare - and confirmed they had never met him. his fantasy world was finally exposed ltbgt...lt bgt Tags: "Most Featured", Kenny "kennywood", "kenny rogers", "kenny chesney lyrics", "kenny g", "kenny dalglish", "kenny vs spenny", "kenny chesney songs", "kenny powers", "kenny loggins", Kenny Goldsmith Ready Steady Crook Gordon Ramsay Jamie Oliver Ken Hom Saturday Kitchen Uktv Food Cuisine France Bernard Loiseau Kristy Emmans Winterton Chef Celebrity Jailed Prison Wheatsheaf Chelmsford Public House
Video Title: (I Fell In Love With Rapist A Jemi Story Ep 4) Video Duration: 0:38 From: UnLoVeDAnGeLs17 Category: People and Blogs . "come on ill show you" then she left with me once again following her, then we got in a room it wasn't the best but it had a bed a bedside table and mini window at the top and a light right on the ceiling. "well i should be heading to my dorm now 'cause if i don't let's just say i will get into some serious trouble" she said coming closer and giving me a hug. i hugged her back pulling away "bye" she said walking out the door. "bye. i whispered under my breath. i remember how perfect my life was before i got here perfect friend, perfect mom, perfect dad, and perfect goldfish, perfect everything. but i just had to be kidnapped and send to this hell. i have been here the past 6 months and it has been hell for me. i started crying taking of my old pair of converse which wear already torn out and slid down a wall and hugged my knees crying. i knew crying wasn't worth it but i just couldn't control it. i went over to my bed and grabbed my heart shaped necklace it was one of those necklaces that that you could put photos in but mine had only one heart. a big one i opened it and smiled and tears went down my cheeks. it had a picture of my mom, my dad, and my little sister and me in a family photo. i remember that day my sister wouldn't sit still until my dad told her he would personally buy her a teddy bear that was when she smiled and stood. i kissed the picture and closed 'i love you' i whispered while crying and putted it back in the drawer and went over to my bed, curled up ltbgt...lt bgt Tags: "Most Discussed", Jemi "jemina pearl", "jemima rooper", "jemina", "jemistry", "jemi break up", "jemima goldsmith", "jemile weeks", "jemima j", "jemicy school", "", Jemi Story Demi And Joe Onetruemedia
Video Title: (Our Last Chapter - 7) Video Duration: 1:26 From: crez104 Category: Music everyone else demi's pov before i could call him back or even fully try to understand why joe would hang up, there was a soft knock against my white wooden door, and i told whoever it was to come it. it was selena, and i was glad that was here so i could get her opinion on joe's reaction. but something else seemed to be bothering her as she sat down on the foot of my bed. there was certain way she didn't look at me straight in the eyes. "hey, selly. what's up" "not much...who was that" i shrugged. "it was just joe. they're at the hospital, double checking with a pregnancy test." i didn't bother to mention what i said to joe, and how he reacted. that wasn't relevant to the question. but, the second part of the answer i did give her wasn't part of selena's short question either. i guess i mentioned it because it upset me, a lot. "do you still love him" she suddenly blurted, and slapped her hand over her lips. i gazed at her. "him" that was a stupid question, but i was stalling. obviously she meant joe, we were just talking about him, plus i don't have any other guys in my life. "j-joe." i paused. it was a hard question to answer. and the keyword in her question was 'still', which means she already umed that i have interest in joe, which was right. since she already knew, i decided to answer honestly, since there couldn't be much harm done. i trusted selena with my real joe problems. "um...yeah." a weight was lifted off of my weak shoulders once that was finally off ltbgt...lt bgt Tags: "Most Linked", Jemi "jemima rooper", "jemina pearl", "jemima", "jemistry", "jemile weeks", "jemima goldsmith", "jemi break up", "jemicy school", "jemina", Jemi Love Story
Video Title: (The Beginning Or The End — Oneshot) Video Duration: 0:18 From: crez104 Category: Music he cracked the door open, hoping not to look desperate. he peeked through and saw her distinct features, smiling in the dim light under his porch. her thin and taut body was supporting a well-fitting black tank top and jean shorts. her feet were covered in sneakers and she had a smile in her lips. he tried to not stare at the differences in her. her hair was separated into two sections and braided down, reaching her shoulders. "hey," he said, casually swinging his apartment door open all the way. the differences were as clear as the days she spent in south america, under the hot sun and near the breezy ocean. her once jet-black hair had been sun-kissed and was now an ugly and uneven brown. she didn't seem to mind. her skin, which had been a contrasting pale color, was now tanned unevenly. of course she grew up—she was taller and more woman-shaped, and more beautiful than she had been before. the only thing that didn't seem to change were her shiny maple-colored eyes. "hey." the two stared. she examined him the exact same way. his hair was longer and spiked neatly, not as crazy as it had been when they were little. his gles were gone and he had contacts in. he wore thick-looking gray jeans and a bright green polo. his features have changed tremendously, and with just one look she knew that he had dated a lot while she was gone. that guess—which was also a fact—made her hurt a little. her best friend had grown up so much over the missed years. "demi, you look great." "i ltbgt...lt bgt Tags: "Most Discussed", Jemi "jemina pearl", "jemima rooper", "jemina", "jemistry", "jemi break up", "jemima goldsmith", "jemile weeks", "jemima j", "jemicy school", "", Jemi Oneshot
Video Title: (I´m Hisjemi Love StoryespaÑol Cap 912) Video Duration: 0:17 From: jemiforever100 Category: People and Blogs joe-queria hablar contigo,puedo dem-ok,pero rapido joe-perdon por lo de antes,no pretendia que te enfadaras...ya sabes..lo de la cascada.. dem-eso ya sta olvidado,asi que mejor ni me lo recuerdes.. joe-sonrieya...te sabes el guion dem-un poco..es de esto de lo que querias hablarporque ya puedes ir llendote.. joe-eres preciosa lo sabes dem-emm...si..lo que tu digas..sabes..mejor me voy yo dentro..da unos pasos para entrar dentro joe-algo más.. dem-si.. joe-hemos comenzado con mal pie..no quisiera seguir igual..me caes bn y podriamos ser buenos amigos..que dices dem-le mira y se queda pensandook,esta bn..tu tanbien me puedes caer bn..aunque vas a tener que hacer un gran esfuerzo aunque no lo parezca..haveces soy muy dificil.. joe-sonrievienes dentro dem-si..sera lo mejor..oye..si habeces parece que estoy enfadada contigo..no te lo tomes a mal vale joe-lo tendre en cuenta..entran willy-tenemos que hablar un poco..asi que sentaros.. dem-de que willy-vereis,mañana comenzaremos a rodar..así que esta noche nada de fistas..porfavor.mi,mañana maria cannas se encargara de ti..esta deseando conocere y los hermanitos de "oro"..cuidarme bn a la niña..que no se meta en lios.. dem-willy..puedo cuidarme sola ehno tengo 5 años.. kevin-confia en nosotros estara bn.. dem-porque dices todo esto..te vas willy-miley necesita mi ayuda..y tengo que volver a los angeles.. dem-que le ha pasado will-no,nada inportantemira a nicklo que pasa esque ultimamente..esta muy ltbgt...lt bgt Tags: "Most Responded", Jemi "jemina pearl", "jemima rooper", "jemistry", "jemina", "jemi break up", "jemicy school", "jemima goldsmith", "jemile weeks", "jemima j", "", Jemi
Video Title: (Attracting A Jonas Chapter Four) Video Duration: 0:35 From: xPeaceLovexHappiness Category: Entertainment chapter four hotel casa de musso "okay, guys i am about to p out." miley said yawning as i woke up from sleeping on selena's shoulder "yeah, i think everyone is." i said looking around at selena ped out and sterling snoring. "let's get a hotel." i suggested "one step ahead of you." she smiled as she pulled into an expensive looking place "can we afford this" i laughed "we, might not be able to, but he can." she said with a devilish smile, "i love the way you think cyrus." i said laughing as we got a parking spot "noo" sterling said jumping up, as selena woke up hitting her head on the windo "ow" she screamed as me and miley laughed "whats your problem" i asked throwing a water bottle at him, "i had a dream that i heard you guys talking about me paying for something." he said laughing "but, you guys wouldn't do that right" he said nervously as he looked out the window, "shit, that wasn't a dream was it" "no sir. now use those so called sculpted muscles of yours and get our bags." i said as me and the girls got out of the car. in the hotel "okay, the only way i could afford this place was if we roomed with a harold channing" he said scratching his head "oh my gosh are you crazy he could be a pedaphile" selena said scared "see, i knew you would say that selena, which is why i got us a room to ourselves." he said smiling "for once sterling, i gotta say.. thanks. for giving us girls a room to ourselves" she said smiling as me and miley laughed "look, i ltbgt...lt bgt Tags: "Most Linked", Jemi "jemima rooper", "jemima goldsmith", "jemina pearl", "jemicy school", "jemistry", "jemima", "jemima puddle duck", "jemile weeks", "jemi housing", Jemi Mitchel Musso Miley Cyurs Love Story Fanfiction Joe Nick Kevin Selena Gomez Demi Lovato Jonas Brothers
Video Title: (Brothers 18 Jemi Shemi Love Story) Video Duration: 0:05 From: jonasfan17xo Category: Film and Animation "so.. who's this miley girl" shane asked, raising an eyebrow as nick walked out of the bathroom. "we used to be really good friends.. we're just going to hang out" nick shrugged. shane nodded, chuckling. "back on the market" he asked with a smirk. nick chuckled and shook his head. "im just taking her to lunch.." he said, about to grab his jacket when a knock came to the door. he smiled and walked over, opening it to a reveal miley. long brown hair straightened with tight shirts, and a t-shirt, her purse over her shoulder. "hi nicky" she smiled, wrapping her arms around his, pulling him into a tight hug. "hey, come on in" he said, walking deeper in the hotel room, just making shane take a glimpse of her. "this is shane" nick said, finally grabbing his jacket. miley smile, holding out her hand. "hi" she said. "hey" he said, standing up. "shane jonas." he winked, taking her hand. miley giggled, tucking a piece of hair behind her ear. "miley cyrus" she winked, giggling. "hey shane i go " came demi's voice before as topped in her tracks as she walked into the hotel room. "who's.. this" she asked, raising an eyebro "this is miley, old friend" nick said, grabbing his wallet. "hey, im miley" miley said, holding out her hand as she walked away from shane. "um.. demi" she said, taking her hand quickly, walking back over. "so.. are you nick's.. sister or something" she asked, crossing her arms over her chest. "no.. actually i'm with shane" she said, with a slight glare ltbgt...lt bgt Tags: "Top Rated", Jemi "jemina pearl", "jemima", "jemi", "jemicy school", "jemima goldsmith", "jemina", "jemistry", "jemima wilkinson", "jemison high school", "", Jemi Love Story Joe Jonas Demi Lovato Shemi Shane
Video Title: (Victim 7) Video Duration: 0:35 From: JoeDemiJemi2gether Category: Entertainment jemi demi: taylor seemed nice..... joe: your not fooling anyone with that lie. demi: i don't have to stay here. i can get a hotel or something joe: no it's fine. i like being able to keep a eye on you anyways demi: smirks: oh you do do you joe: you know for someone whose been to hell and back you sure do have a dirty mind demi: you have one too joe: nope demi: yes you do you are just to big of a cop to say it out loud. joe: what does being a cop have to do with it demi: all cops do is suck the fun out of everything joe: im taking it that your talking about the time you were brought in for underage drinking at a college party demi: and you read my file joe: had too demi: i didn't want to be at that stupid party, but trace made me joe: he did this a lot demi: yep. he went to all guy college and most times i was the only girl there joe: why would she take this from him. why wouldn't she get help he'd share right demi: looks down yea joe: it's over now demi: no it's not. hell be back for me joe: that may be so, but he's not getting you demi: why are you helping me joe: why wouldn't i demi: i don't no nobody has before joe: well it's about time someone started huh demi: smiles i guess night selena: joe shakes him wake up taylor: what the hell turns the light on joe: wakes sel whats wrong sits up fast selena: i think demi's having a nightmare and i can't wake her joe: gets up taylor: baby just let her be. joe: i run into ltbgt...lt bgt Tags: "Most Linked", Jemi "jemina pearl", "jemicy school", "jemistry", "jemima phillips", "jemima puddle duck", "jemima", "jemi housing", "jemima goldsmith", "jemini", Jemi Law And Order Svu Detective Victim
Video Title: (Thats Mr Jonas Too You Jemi Story Ep 5) Video Duration: 0:51 From: init4life7 Category: Entertainment "if i had loved her this much all along, maybe she wouldn't be gone." blake shelton "oh god," i groaned as i saw a muscular blonde boy walk towards me. "dems, i didn't mean it." he said to me. joe let go of my hand obviously thinking he was my boyfriend. "demetria, i will be in my office. after this little-" he looked at liam "interruption please come see me." he gave liam a little glare and stomped off to his office. "demi, im sorry ok please come back home." he gave me a pleading smile. i couldn't help but give in. i smiled. "ok ok, i over reacted. i'm sorry." liam gave me a tight hug. "so does this mean you'll still cook me dinner" i laughed and gave him a playful slap on his arm. "morning dems," miley said as she walked into work fashionably late. liam pushed me out of the way. "well hello there, and who are you." "miley, and you are" miley said. clearly not charmed the way most women were with liam. but knowing him, liam would not give up. "this is liam, my annoying roommate. sorry but i have to go talk to mr. jonas." with that i walked off and left them to get to know each other. i gently knocked on joes office door, waiting for the ok to enter. "come in," he said loudly enough for me to hear it. i slowly turned the knob. joe was sitting at his desk doing some paper work. he slowly looked up at me. at first his gaze was soft then it turned hard. "demetria i expect you to keep your work life and personal life separate. i do not want your boyfriend showing up un ltbgt...lt bgt Tags: "Most Featured", Jemi "jemina pearl", "jemima rooper", "jemina", "jemistry", "jemi break up", "jemima goldsmith", "jemile weeks", "jemima j", "jemicy school", "", Jemi Boss Istant
Video Title: Broken A Jemi Story Episode Five Video Duration: 0:19 From: LetsSupportDreamers Category: Entertainment demi's pov
the sound of my cell officer's baton hitting my cell bars woke me up. this dude is really pissing me off. but according to my therapist, i need to find a healthier way to channel my anger. that. this is prison, not hannah montana.
demi: groans what dave
dave: get up, lovato. your brother is here.
demi: i don't have a brother, tard. now go. rolls over
dave: looks at his clipboard joseph adam jonas, age 23, living in los angeles, cali-
demi: joe's here sits up, running over to the cell bars
dave: did you not hear me the first time unlocks her door, slipping handcuffs on her wrists
dave led me down the long corrider and then handed me off to the security officer who checked me for weapons or drugs. after the check i was led to room 181 by dave, who took off my handcuffs and opened the door for me. i looked in and saw joe sitting there, his eyes wide when he saw me.
joe's pov
i looked at demi and froze. she was stick thin. her large orange jumpsuit couldn't hide the way her bones almost poked out of her arms or face. her hair was knotty and looked dirty. her eyes were faded and almost gray looking. upon all of that, i noticed the smile that formed on her lips, turning all her imperfections into beauty.
joe: whispers quietly demi. jumps up, picking her up and spinning her around god, i've missed you.
demi: pulls out of his grip, her smile already gone what are you doing here joe
joe: looks at her confused me what are you doing here why did you send yourself to prison
demi: shrugs, beginning to glare at joe you need to leave. i don't want you to hear what the thera-
therapist: demetria, you never told me you had a brother. smiles kindly at joe, sticking her hand out mary evans, prison therapist.
joe: slowly smiles, shaking her hand joseph jonas, pleasure meeting you.
demi: joe, please go. i don't want you here.
joe: why i flew 4 hours just to come meet with an officer and you want me to leave becomes frustrated and angry
demi: joe, just go yells
therapist: demi, no yelling sighs take a seat, please.
joe: sits down, angered by how demi treated him
demi: reluctantly sits, nervous that joe would find out the whole story about her childhood and about what liam did to her
therapist: so, joe. i'm sure you heard about demi's obs nearly 3 years ago. may i get your thoughts on how demi acted
demi's pov
shit. i looked down as i heard joe yell.
joe: what looks wide-eyed at demi, then at mary she was obsd
i quickly got up, running out of the room and back to my cell. i found dave and begged him to put me back in my room. once dave finished his task, he left, allowing me to break down. joe wasn't suppost to find out this way. he wasn't suppost to find out ever. i was glad my cell was in a different sector of the prison, which meant anyone wanting to gain access had to go through security, id, and customs check. i walked over to my now too familiar bed, and layed down, allowing my eyes to close as painful memories of my life came flooding in.
dave: lovato, you made bail. opens her cell
i open my eyes to notice that the light that onced shined through my window had been flooded by darkness. i look over at dave, giving him a confused look.
demi: made bail stands up who would pay twenty grand to get me out of jail
dave: that guy that came to visit today. puts handcuffs on her, leading her out of her cell, and into a different sector
i looked around me, trying to make sense of everything. joe bailed me out. why in god's name would he bail me out ugh, he totally ed up everything. as dave led me into an office, i looked up to find a very sad and tired joe staring back at me. i quickly look down as dave unlocked my cuffs.
dave: later lovato. smiles try to stay out of trouble, kid.
demi: smiles bye dave.
i sighed as dave left, and took a seat next to joe in the small office. i heard joe shift in his seat, and i turned my body in the opposite direction.
joe: sighs you didn't tell me.
demi: it wasn't important.
joe: shocked demi, being obsd is important. why didn't you tell me
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